I'll probably get flamed for this...

This makes me feel so much better about my "Pinocchio's Girlfriend" phase!

1) Between the ages of 4-6, I refused to answer to anything other than "Ariel" or "Belle" or "Jasmine" and threw a hissy fit if anyone addressed me by my given Christian name.

Thanks! I do like the idea of being married someday and this guy is a catch - kind, funny, sincere and extremely chill. I think that for the next year or so I'm gonna hang on to my Astoria sublet and see where it goes and then have "the talk" when it feels right. So far, so good, though!

Sincere question:

Hope she makes a complete and speedy recovery and gets as much help as she needs.

What else do you expect from Betty Draper's alma mater?

This guy who my friends and I just refer to as "Viking" and I hooked up on and off for a few years between dating other people.

Amazing.

I was going to say. He grew up exceptionally privileged. Pretty clothes, though!

For 5,000 you could just get a REAL boob job.

I'm 6ft tall and I find that planting the soles of my feet on the bathroom stall door makes for some incredibly satisfying shits at work. Highly recommend if you're able!

"Whispering 'Fuck me', 'I need you inside of me', 'Take me', 'I want you', etc. while pulling his naked body between my thighs usually gets the message across loud and clear.

Wow, what a nice guy. Gobsmacked the stupidity of that woman. I just don't have any words. Maybe it's a brain tumor?

That thigh holster is hideous.

It does hurt a bit but the results are more than worth it!

Threading every two weeks keeps me from having a single eyebrow.

My thoughts exactly. Hope she wins but my first reaction was just...

24 year old DIRECTOR of corporate communications? DAFUQ????

Their Branding is DA BES!