Nope, full-blooded WASP. Just a narcissistic dick.

Wow, that pretty much sums up my experience. Especially about my little brother being shit and not knowing empathy. Shaking my damned head.

The one about the parent hating their son could have been written by my father. He was so hell-bent on not having a girl, he made my mother have an abortion. Twice. When she found out she was having me, she hid my gender until the day I was born hoping he'd come around. He didn't.

I know. I got a stern talking to when I had sex with my 19 year old boyfriend at the age of 17, but as crazy as my Mom could be, I don't think she'd ever take it that far.

She seems okay now. At least from what Facebook shows me. It was about 7 or 8 years ago.

What the Hell???? Sorry you went through that but well-done to your doctor. You can't tell shit through an exam anyway.

I don't know if it's necessarily racist given that most of the people I see in the images could pretty easily pass as 'white'.

I agree she doesn't have to let people touch her if she's not down with that. But she can at least not look like a miserable jerko while she's doing whatever she's doing. Maybe it wasn't her idea but if she can't deliver on a good time for the amount of money people are spending, she should have just vetoed it.

Exactly. She doesn't have to let them all over her. Hell, I also hate being touched but she can at least look like she's having a good time. If not, why bother?

Holy fucking shit balls. Is Avril Lavigne actually popular in Brasil? Or are these guys the embarrassing equivalent of Nickleback fans in the US? (Numerous enough to be annoying but you luckily don't run into too many die-hards.)

What's blurred at 1:25ish?

Minimum wage for how long? A week? A month? Genuinely curious.

That GIF is mesmerizing.

Gross! Reminds me of this one girl I went to HS with, a grade below me. When a kid from her class killed himself in prison a few years ago, suddenly he was her BEST FRIEND and she misses him SOOOO much. Virtually nobody remembers them really hanging out and it was pretty well-known that he actually disliked her. …

That's very nice.

I hear you. A couple I went to HS with passed away in an ATV accident a couple of years after graduation. His mom runs a fairly active memorial page to him and makes posts like that too. Honestly, I wasn't crazy about the guy when he was alive but I feel terrible for his mom and some of her posts are searingly…

Not the right use of hoi polloi.

Very cool but could someone tell me what's going on with his left pec muscle?

So funny. I was just in Boulder for a mini vacation and saw her in some local paper. Good for her!

Guys I'm dumb but could someone tell me what OPOC stands for?