Be sure to drive a silver BMW, run a red light, hold up an ancient tablet with inscriptions on it, hack the traffic cam system to retrieve photo. 

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1. Ford doesn’t make a Bronco EV yet.

This guy is one good fart away from orbit.

Prohibit public underground/garage parking for EV’s.

If Rivian would get rid of those awful, hideous, goofy oval headlights and just go with a horizontal LED bar or at least something better looking, the’d sell a lot more vehicles. Well, at least one more - I might actually consider spending money on one.

“unibody truck” is a non sequitur. They do not exist.

You know, if TikTok disappeared, the world would be a better place.

Look, I love dogs, but whiny entitled assholes that think they can do whatever they please regardless of the rules need to be told to fuck off.

“Sympathetic” restoration. Got through the mechanicals, the hydraulics, electrical, etc, reparing/replacing only what is rotted/rusted solid/crunchy. Deep clean everything.

“Ticketed” for:

Fuck HOA’s.

I’m not sitting on a plane on the tarmac with no A/C for 3 hours. 3 minutes, maybe. If the A/C’s out and the plane can’t take off, why torture the paying passengers? Let us off the damn thing!

I, for one, will sure be happy when the whole “drift” thing dies out. I mean, I’m sure something even dumber will take it’s place, but...

I’ll take one in charcoal gray, debadged, with air suspension, carbon-ceramic brakes, and tinted windows.

Is it weird that I was able to identify nearly all the tracks in that video? 

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The way my Bronco looks perfectly natural covered in mud thrown up by the tires. Got that way after a heavy rain and some dirt roads, thought about washing it, but decided “Nah, it’s fine”. Stayed that way for months, until my wife’s nagging about it finally got to me.

Wow, I’ll be glad when the whole drift thing dies out.

Fascinating to see how the track has changed over the years - some parts would be instantly recognizable to a driver from 75 years ago (like Indianapolis/Arnage), will other sections are totally different (the Esses before and after the Dunlop bridge). Most of the Mulsanne straight looks almost the same (except for…