Oh, look - it’s ANOTHER 4 door pickup with horrible proportions, too much rear overhang, and OMG, a SNORKEL!   

Maybe stop calling it a Mustang?

Willie the Wimp was buried today
They laid him to rest in a special way
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove ‘em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talking about Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

The one in Temple (Tx) has a bunch of them along the outside edge of the parking lot. Plug in the Tesla, walk the dog in the grass median, hike to the building and wander around for 30 - 45 minutes, all set to go.

I drive a lot (like, a LOT) for my job, mostly between major Texas cities. My Bronco needs gas pretty much every other day or so (16 gallon tank, maybe 17 mpg - I’m always putting gas in it), I gotta pee, grab something to eat - Buc-ee’s is my go - to. Kolaches? Yep. Kinda sweet ice tea? Yep. Clean restroom? Yep. Maybe…

I’d love to....as soon as they come back to COTA.

Thanos was right.

Thanos was right.

How many of those pedestrian deaths were caused by cars driving on the sidewalk? 0%? .01%? .001%?

Fuck HOA’s.

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people.

For as much as the Garage 56 Camaro was hyped about going into the race, they really didn’t show much of it DURING the race. Sure, it popped up in the background every now and then, and there was a brief onboard video at night, but....

Can we get a CAR guy to write these articles?

Still not a truck.

I’d drive one if somebody gave it to me. But if I’m going to pay for it, I’ll spend the extra coin to get the CT5.

Is it made out of cardboard? Or cardboard derivates?

More, less crowded, stress-free security checkpoints.

Slide #10: Incorrect.

It’s good to be the King.