Bend-Pak XPR 10A. Need to get under a vehicle for an oil change? Exhaust work? Suspension? Gotcha covered.

If people would stop buying $100K trucks, manufacturers would stop making $100K trucks.

Cruising down the freeway, I notice a wall of brake lights ahead, so I immediately slowed, changed lanes to the right and took the exit onto the frontage road - which was empty, with an intersection just ahead. I’m still slowing down from freeway speed, the light at the intersection just ahead goes red, and I had that…

Of all the different ways to die, being sucked into a jet engine is probably one of the worst.

That dude is one good fart away from orbit.

Sorry, a Ridgeline is not a pickup. It’s a minivan missing part of its roof.

... and it STILL won’t be a Mustang.

Trust me, you’re not missing anything. They’re old, dirty, ratty, most of the upholstery is covered in plastic (which is a good thing, believe me), and dingy. The cars over in the museum aren’t in very good shape, either - bad, cracked paint, flat tires, (the Mercedes limos are sitting on stacks of 2x4's), and the ligh…

You know how people are always trying to express how much money they would like to have?

We need more friendly women in cities.

I hope they run a video ad for the Off-World Colonies.

What? The race course doesn’t include Fremont Street? How awesome would that be, 200 mph through all the drunks, homeless, street “artists”, and puddles of piss!

That sounds like something I need to look into. I enjoy the hell out of the SVRA races at COTA - great cars, great people, (and on Friday, hardly any crowds).

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people.

It’s not bad looking, but what is it with the vehicle interior designers leaving the center display looking like they stuck a flat screen TV in there sideways and called it good? Most cars look they have an iPad stuck to the dash, this truck carries it to a whole new level. INTEGRATE, PEOPLE! It’s not that hard. Make…

Still not a truck.

Streets are for cars, sidewalks are for people.

Meh....to raspy.

So, the Mustang gets a fully configurable dash, but the Bronco is stuck with a dash that looks like something from an off-brand gamimg console of 30 years ago.

Obviously, the solution to this problem (and others), is for her to simply not have gotten pregnant in the first place.