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The fung shui of those residing within the shadow of the staircase of invisibly supported shiny metal steps, with no guardrail, that extends over the improbably located koi pond (that just happens to be filled with bloodthirsty pirhana) is so......soothing. 

So, now it’s reserved for super-expensive pickups.

If all the people who think highways are so bad would just stop driving on them, that would be awesome for the rest of us who have places to go and things to do. 

[John Hindall voice] It’s EXTRAORDINARY! [/Hindall voice]

Oh, that poor thing. It looks like the unfortunate offspring of a Saturn wagon and some generic French rental sedan. 

Sorry, drifting is not racing. Please try again.

Not bad, not bad at all. Those taillights, however, make me cringe.

Now THAT is a Gladiator. See, Jeep? You can produce a real truck when you try. It even has the correct number of doors.

Too bad it’s a 4 door.

Tell that to the crew cab dually pulling a landscaping trailer that just flattened you and didn’t even feel it. Laws are great ideas, but reality will kick your ass.

Streets are for cars, Sidewalks are for people.

Too bad it’s only available as a CrewCab.

Remove all the badging and people will follow you around just to try and figure out what it is.

He was just getting his car to rotate through the corner, however - he picked the wrong axis.

If the next generation isn’t named “Bolo, Mk 1" with Durochrome over flintsteel armor and a 10cm Hellbore, I’ll be disappointed.  

So, the vehicle is engineered, designed, and built to be able to travel quite a bit faster, but the manufacturer has decided what’s best for us and artificially removed a good portion of the vehicles’ performance capabilities.

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people.

Yep. The most infuriating thing other people do on the road, is be on the road.