Guys. Seriously. Headlights on top, blinkers under.  

Yo, truck designers:

The most “technical” the vast majority of these will ever get is the parking lot at the mall.

What the hell are manufacturers sniffing? Seriously, it must be GOOOD shit.

SWB and dogleg 901 trans - oh yeah.

Stuff like this is why I live in the country. 6 acres, I park wherever the hell I want (the garage, usually). Another good thing about rural Texas, when I hear gunshots, instead of wondering who got robbed or shot, I know it’s just one of my neighbors sighting in their new deer rifle.

Go to a vintage race, and bask in the gloriousness of angry big blocks doing battle on the track. 

It’s not bad. It’s more of a Hardly-Davidson, though.

“Pickup” - snort.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

“If” - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA.. Oh man, that’s a good one.

The motor may sound Ok, can’t tell over the god-awful exhaust. What’s under there, a couple of old aluminum beer cans? Yeesh.

It’s a Kia.

When it grows up it wants to be a Powerwheels.

Cop’s only answer should have been the “Snap, Crackle, Pop” noise of his Tazer lighting up her ass. 

Not a good situation, but entertaining to watch. I was rooting for the underdog and hoping the truck would break free and escape.

All of them.

It’s like chicks that have a decent bod but insist on tats all over, spiky hair, nose, lip, and “other” piercings, 10x more eyeshadow than is attractive, etc - why? Jesus, get rid of all that crap and just let your curves speak for themselves.  

Ouch.

Sorry, those are just hideous. Econolines were boxes, but at least they looked OK.