Maybe he had too much time on his hands.

Cheesy.

I dunno, Austin traffic can turn anyone into a feckless idiot pretty damn quick. Which is why I moved out to the country.

My God those things are hideous.

Hey man - nice shot.

Snort “Pickup” Snort 

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people. The car was where it was supposed to be. The pedestrian was not. Yet, everybody seems to want to blame the car.

(Wildly excited John Hindhaugh voice) “He’s run out of fuel! HE’S RUN OUT OF FUEL!”

Matra V12. Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, every time.

Out of all the cars in the world that would possibly benefit from a conversion to an electric powertrain, the E-type isn’t one of them. 

4 clyinders belong in front wheel drive econoboxes, not full size trucks.

You can hardly hear the flat six - it sounds like a big-ass electric motor hooked up to a sequential gearbox.

Every time I see crowds, traffic, or just too many fucking people around, I keep thinking “You know, Thanos wasn’t so wrong after all.”

Fast forward to 5:20. Leave the sound off. You’re welcome.

They should have put a V8 in the V.

When men were men, and tires squealed.

Whitewalls?

Are hovercars considered flying cars? I mean, is there an official altitude a car has to achieve to transition from “hovering”to “flying”? Or is it more a guideline thing? What about duration? Is a really long jump “flyng”? ‘Cause orange Dodge Chargers might qualify. What about falling? Did the Thunderbird in Thelma…

“Road-legal quad”?

I can just picture a group of drunk aircraft engineers sitting around a table, everybody trying to come up with the craziest idea - one guy shouts out “Diesel!” and everybody laughs. Then another guy shouts out “2 stroke!” and everybody cackles with glee, throws up, and passes out.