I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

Holy shit, was it this one?

I know Chuck Berry is up there in heaven smiling down on all of us and pleasuring himself everytime a woman uses the bathroom.

Does this include that Lenin’s Tomb like addition to the stadium where people can view Al Davis’ mummified corpse?

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Is joke.

Well, I hope this kid develops his game and gets a shot in the NBA someday!

Someone hasn’t watched a warriors game this year

This article is what happens when Trump doesn’t tweet for 24 hours. Sad!

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

“James Dolan built up Cablevision and MSG Co. with just a small $1 million loan from his father.” - NY Knicks PR

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

Who the fuck does James Dolan think he is with “we hope he gets some help soon.” Oak is a fucking legend and Dolan is a fucking joke. This organization is a dumpster fire. I’d rather see Trump own the Knicks.