there are some great videos on pornhub of couples playing vg’s and fondlign each other. gaymers are the sluttiest. one time a hook up brought his 3ds and i got so excited because ive never owned one. i let em eat me out while i play mario kart. best of both worlds

I started playing Earthbound while my partner at the time finished herself off.

It’s not after-sex if your partner didn’t even get off lol

Few things enrage me more than “dadbod.” There’s nothing about hanging out with children that should cause weight gain. Whereas mothers have an actual fucking pregnancy to endure, and I doubt I’ll be alive to see the day (if ever) when people stop shaming women for looking imperfect after having a fucking baby.

Because most of them don’t actually give a shit, I’m sure. It’s hip to be woke. It’s not hip to actually invest time and thought into what on earth you’re doing.

You kids act like this is the first time you saw a guy make a fool of himself.

This is why I wasn’t in favor of criticizing the women for attending this event or all wearing black especially since this isn’t all they were doing. We are, once again, expecting women to do the heavy lifting while barely noting that men aren’t even lifting a finger to help.

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

Man are trash.

This saddens me greatly because he’s my first celeb crush in a long time (yes, like a 12 year old. yes i’m an adult and yes i know it’s sad!) and he didn’t even think to have an answer prepped? Who is his goddamn manager? Agghhhhh!

It’s not like this was a secret—the whole thing’s been trending on social media for weeks and the #metoo movement has been written about/discussed in every single news outlet in existence.

And yet this dude can go on for fucking hours about his “Dad Bod”, a thing some douche came up with to explain why most men in Hollywood can be overweight while women would get run out of town for looking like that.

Why exactly is Jezebel promoting the Trump supporter who made the Meryl Streep posters?

I would prefer them not going, yes.

They are awful, but as someone reminded us above, Paris Hilton, the first generation of famous for nothing celebrity, is a vile racist and a misogynist (I added that bit myself, but remember her laughing at “Firecrotch”? So yeah). So however awful the Kardashians are, at least we can say they are not racists or…

You’re welcome to the “vapid as they get” comment of course. I would think if someone is so bored during sex they’re checking their phone, that’s more of an indictment of their sexual partner and less of their vapidity.

The dulling power of a deep national malaise is a force. I haven’t uttered “happy new year” to single person, so far.

Yes, I agree. But we were talking about parallel universes. In my parallel universe, she chose to run and won by a landslide.

It’s a red herring, the Russia investigation is heating up so what do they do? Hey look, remember Hillary she’s still bad right? The sad fact is that 33% of the population is going to eat it up.

I can’t, because if they did, they wouldn’t be republicans. You might as well ask me to imagine powdered water.