At this point they should take the Simpsons “Watchmen Babies” gag and turn it into an actual thing. It wouldn’t be any more offensive to the original work than this.

Man, remember this shit used to be on Newgrounds for free?

Somehow the tone on this looks subtly-but-crucially off in the same way as Snyder’s (and therefore, what’s the point), but at least Warner Bros is nearly out of ways to squeeze dollars out of this thing. A couple more decades and they’ll probably put it out of print by accident and revert the rights to Moore or his…

The voices for Rorschach and Nite Owl in particular sound like parody voices out of Aqua Teen, and that’s before you get the fact that the animation looks like Joel-Haver-But-Unintentional

You think that’s wild? In the novel, Pussy Galore’s name is Kitty Galore. They made it WORSE for the movie.

Hell, forget anything controversial, when’s the last time Rogan did actual stand-up instead of just podcasting with funny people?

This is the core of it: “But can I tell you how many men have grabbed my genitals in my lifetime? A lot more than Kevin Spacey has grabbed men’s genitals. And none of them has ever apologized to me.”

the leads may not be Little People, but blink and you miss it later...

I love when idiots cry “DEI!!! They are making everyone women” and do not actually look at the post Endgame release list

I’m baffled that Democrats aren’t hammering Republicans with Project 2025.

Which flavor of authoritarianism would you vote for?

The dude you’re jawing with basically lost out on an opportunity to a creator of color in the past (in regional theatre, if memory serves), it broke his fucking brain, and now legitimately every problem in the country can be magically traced back to “DEI” and “social justice.”

I’ll try again:

“You can thank the progressive wing of the democratic party for this fubar situation.”

Yeah it’s a damn shame that we don’t have a duly elected, Constitutionally sanctioned office-holder whose entire job is to take over from the President in case of physical or mental incapacity. Like some sort of Assistant or "Vice" President. Quite the oversight if you ask me.

How many times must men announce that “women aren’t supposed to be here” in a particular space, until they realize that they’re the only reason women aren't there?

I was a 13-year-old boy in the long, long ago, and I am 100% here for Kathryn Hahn and Patti LuPone.

Please let Maxine vs. Leprechaun be the new Freddy vs. Jason or Alien vs. Predator.

People being individuals doesn’t change the way society functions. This is about those trends you love so much as long as you think they benefit you.

White privilege is not “racial collectivism” (Not that you have an issue with that when MLK did it, being a massive hypocrite) you refuse to grasp what things really…

Does it? The fact that some white people still can’t cope despite their privilege doesn’t mean they don’t have privilege. If you put a Black person and a white person in the exact same circumstances, the white person is still in a better position due to that privilege. Having privilege doesn’t mean that your life is…