Those are just small examples and you’ll find no shortage of them when talking to people who worked at GameStop, especially around the 2010s up to now. Good stories are more the exception. These are symptoms of a systematic issue with the company because the behavior of shitty DMs was often rewarded, while good DMs…

Former GS employee, we have absolutely had to do shit like that. My location was inside a giant mall, too, so there were bathrooms everywhere but they’d fuck up scheduling so there’s only one person and then not let that person have the keys to the store so we couldn’t close the door to run to a bathroom. If the…

Fan of Arli$$? Even Robert Wuhl knows that doesn’t add up...

Dale would be an unironic “birds aren’t real” theorist. I think there’s enough batshit joke conspiracies that they could just have Dale swap to a new one every now and then and it’d work for his character without him becoming a bad person.

I don’t know about that difference, but I can tell you that I’m 6'2 and my dad is 6'4 and its a huge damn difference. We’re the same build otherwise, shoulders, hips, torso, leg length, all proportional but he has the toughest time with fitting in to things. Just barely too tall to be comfy.

Especially since even the 3DS dropped that gimmick for the most part. Looked okay on the games that really tried to use the feature, but was just weird otherwise and made people’s eyes hurt and the battery drain faster.

I had a friend take his kid and some of the kid’s friends to see it. All 10ish years old. They loved every second of it. My friend hated it intensely. Its weird there’s a lot of kid horror that is still very well made and fun for everyone to watch. This one seems to be pretty painful for anyone who isn’t young and…

At least this series has a good reason for them. The characters were making an actual haunted house circa 2009 and those were the cheesy cliché props they had for their haunted house. So the spirits kept just moving them around and making them do things the mannequins couldn’t do (like turn their heads) to fuck with…

It was kiddie LSD. Do enough of them and you’ll see through to another fucking dimension.

“Old timey magical naturalist and his global adventures that lead him to write a famous book” actually could have gone over well. Never the juggernaut that the original Potter series was, but that is a pretty good set up especially for an established and well loved IP that had tons of fans wanting more exploration.…

ME3 was so bizarre because not only did they change facts of the ending, they basically rewrote what the theme of the whole narrative was supposed to be and it not only didn’t fit with the earlier two games, it literally didn’t fit with the themes of the activities you had just done.

It is always a weird thing that people frame as a complaint. All the 2d marios from the past 20 years (or more) have been like this. They have difficult stuff there for people who want it, but you can skip it if you want it to be easy. Or if you’re, you know, a small child. My nephew is super in to Mario games, but…

I assumed it was a joke meant as an insult.

I’m starting to think this little town might make it after all.

The little girl and her best friend “stabitha” deserve an honorable mention I feel as well.

Yeah she not only survived the monster, she survived being turned in to one as well. While the movie wasn’t perfect I really liked Mia and am glad Rise has subtly worked out a canonical way for all three ED series to exist as one.

The smaller and denser aspect of the Miles game would work very well for Venom. Too much time with that character would be draining, but something with more focus would be phenomenal.

Spider-Man really is a character with such broad appeal that his existence in just about any genre seems like it fits. I guess the simplicity of the average Spider-Man story is the key. Once the sandbox city format was invented, it was pretty simple to slot Spider-Man in and give you a fun time because the things you…

I’m actually with you on Hush. I liked it a lot at first, but it hasn’t held up to me as well with subsequent rewatches. It feels like one of those horror movies that would have worked better as a short film or as an anthology segment. Also “Adult Swim horror movie” is a perfect description for Creep and I love it.