Keep telling yourself she was the wrong candidate for the job while the flesh is melting off your face.

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

AGREED.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.

Princess

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Given that Fox is a big supporter of the 2nd amendment, it would behoove them to think twice about harassing folks at home.

I got the impression that Logan is Getting Married, and if Rory wanted to change her answer from season 7, then French chick would be outta there. But if Rory wanted to waffle around and not commit, she could keep being the side piece.

I didn’t get the vibe he’d dump the fiance until Rory asked him if he was really going to marry Odette, and he replied with just, “That’s the dynastic plan,” while making eye contact the entire time. That’s the answer of someone who’s wondering if the old college love affair wants something more than Vegas.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

nah

And I’ll just cry one more time.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

Great. Thanks for all the millennial enthusiasm after the buzzer. I’ll think about how great these protests were after Roe v. Wade is overturned and I lose the right to healthcare with my pre-existing condition.

What are you talking about? There isn’t a statute of limitations on murder in California. Are you mixing up a murder trial with the civil wrongful death lawsuit?

He said, “I am not guilty. I did not kill Susan Berman.”

She’s not going to jail. The one year is the -maximum- sentence for a misdemeanor in California. Actually it’s 364 days. Shes being charged with a misdemeanor. That’s the max sentence.