Salary negotiation is also a big factor in this. If you ever want to be really depressed Google “salary negotiation strategies for women”. It’s all about how to negotiate without coming on “too strong” and turning the employer off, whereas men are rewarded for the aggressive or assertive negotiations.

Resistance is fertile.

It’s number 4. It’s just behind Beyonce is really Solange’s mother, but ahead of Britney Spears’ head shaving meltdown being a plot by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq.

My mother in law was also in 1980. She still has it, framed.

I don’t care if you like their clothes but saying that people who wear those clothes HATE THEMSELVES is shitty and antifeminist. Don’t judge women by what they wear.

Cool! Cool. Cooool. Cool. Cool cool cool. COOL COOL. cOOoOoOoOooOl (starts sobbing).

But even within Religions belief can vary greatly. The United Church of Canada has had LGBTQ reverends since the nineties. The Catholic Church still believes it’s a sin.

*faaaaaaaaaart noise*

giggity.

Wait that’s a great idea. Decrease a country’s birth rate and increase adoption rates via a massive influx of gays? BRILLIANT

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

And he drunk-owls Hermione on every birthday and anniversary.

At least three of those could pretty much be rephrased as: JANE has tragically decreased her value as a decorative object by living her life as if she were a human being.

five: autistic people with light sensitivity issues (like me, in indoor spaces with fluorescent lighting if i don’t wear sunglasses i get horrible headaches). not EVERYONE who wears sunglasses indoors is doing it for nefarious/dickhead reasons.

Seriously. Use it with wild abandon!

Yeah, Rose might have gone a little overboard with that though

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Ricin in the top of your umbrella works.

No one forced you to read this thread or leave a comment, bro. You could have just stopped at the end of the shark story, y’know.