To this day, one of my heroines is a black girl who sat near me in math class. She was always raising her hand, and the teacher NEVER called on her for the answer. Finally, one day, she stood up after not being called on and calmly asked the teacher "What, is my hand so black you can't see me raising it?" The class…

Jesus shits you are A GENIUS.

That IS a better example. But, using that, why is that person a douchebag? They get off from pissing on you. They do not get off from you pissing on them. If both people agree that that works, and everyone agrees that person A gets to piss on person B but B doesn't get to piss on A, then why does it matter that it…

I dunno...how is she being a douchebag if she says "I don't want to do this" but likes other sex acts?

I dunno. If she's upfront about it, she's not really being a douchebag. She's pretty clearly stating what she will or won't do which is much more than a lot of people do.

So long as she's open and up-front about what she is looking for and willing to do in a relationship, and fine with the pool of people that this means she'll get, why does it matter? I wish more guys were up-front about how they really just did not want to eat pussy, instead of making excuses and stringing their…

And we thank them for drawing attention to the gorgeous Teakwood kitchen on the billboard.

Honestly, this bit is the one that got me the most:

Of fucking course you can.

Because we're not just interacting with them online. These guys are the ones at conventions that stare at us like we exist solely as decoration. They're the ones that think a woman that's cosplaying is up for grabs, literally. They're the ones in comic book stores that quiz our knowledge of fandoms and video games.…

That's really sweet of you darling, honestly. Actually not really. Having a bad day health wise. I have MS and sometimes it just side blinds me.

Stop calling women 'girls'. Start with that.

Oh god I live in terror that someone will somehow find the shitty fanfic I wrote and trace it back to me.

I'm seeing that now that I'm losing weight. I have always been relatively thin- not skinny, but a healthy weight. I gained a TON of weight while taking anti-anxiety medication. Now that I'm off of it and losing the weight I gained, suddenly I "look great" again and people are actually talking to/acknowledging me.…

This is getting too hard. Canceling plans at the last minute and watching a crying drunk girl yell ta her boyfriend are equally enjoyable. I can't with this game anymore, you guys. That said, FANFICTION IS WAY BETTER THAN FREE PORN. ya'll are idiots.

I'll try to be brief here. I got this story second hand, but I think you'll like it. Your story of "the note" reminded me of it:

He's prolly the voice of his generation.

I am 100% digging that letter out of wherever it is in my closet tonight.

OH MY GOD PLEASE POST THE LETTER.

If you still have it, you should do the genius a favor and publish it here. Be sure to include his name so he gets credit for his brilliance.