That's called "trimming the hedge fund".

Xohn.

Spot on. It is almost like our culture rewards masculinity and punishes femininity. That's crazy talk though. I must be some bitter feminist.

When I worked the Christmas shift at the video store (and it was a double), I would play Salo, Showgirls and Teen Witch all day, followed by TWO encore presentations of Cats.

"We raise girls to see each other as competitors..."

She only won because Laverne tripped in the last heat of the catcall obstacle course.

Jesus, that's practically like having someone kill your dog in front of you.

I really wish I had to sign off on the last guy. Didn't expect him to… cum where he came.

No kidding. I was sexually assaulted when I was eleven years old. It took a couple months to process what happened to me, and I finally told my parents after telling a friend. We went to the police. They did nothing. That friend I told? She was assaulted by the exact same person, was willing to back me up, and the…

OK, my grandpa was a minister and HE didn't believe in the virgin birth. Jesus H. Christ, people (the H stands for hymen).

I will say that women are much better at combining their binge drinking and binge watching. We all know girls who post stuff like "too cold to go out, looks like it's a "Scandal" and box wine kind of night!" on Facebook or Twitter, and everyone's like "LOL, you do you, girl!" or whatever. I feel like guys can only own…

Case Report: During our House of Cards binge earlier in the year, my husband said, "Pace yourself, babe" when I went to open a second bottle of wine. It was then that I realized that he'd not had any of the first bottle. We were only two episodes in.

This is one of those deaths that it's awfully hard to feel really, well, anything about. The Daily Mail is reporting that one hostage died, but it's unknown how. I'd rather keep that person in my thoughts than this guy.

And the day matters- this wasn't a Sunday afternoon with few people, it's rush hour on Monday- more people in the vicinity, and more work disrupted. You always report the local time, day or date. Australians don't say the WTC went down on the 12th of September....

And when was the last time something like this happened in Australia? , once again the delusional gun nuts in America ignore how rare incidents like this are in countries with gun control laws.

Yep and this is totally about you.

Guys...

Please edit this. This is happening TODAY, on MONDAY. Monday morning in the CBD of Sydney.

It's Monday here in Sydney (we live in the future!) The news broke around 9 or 10 this morning (it is 1pm now). Gawker reported it as happening on Sunday too. Please change this as it could be confusing for people familiar with different time zones. It makes it seem like the hostages have been kept overnight when…