leahlemon
procrastronaut
leahlemon

We have gun control. I’d still rather live here with all our murderous wildlife.

Yeah but we have gun control, so...

Just came here to point out that you described a female doctor character (ok, psychiatrist, but she went to medical school) as ‘the nurse chick’.

While I don’t identify with being a victim of sexual assault or abuse, this has happened to me too. Like, getting into bed with someone and realising I didn’t really want to have sex but feeling like it would be rude not to at that point? And fearing social consequences like being called frigid or a tease. And like,

You have the patience of a saint. While I’m sure the person you’re responding to is unlikely to change their views, I think your replies will be very helpful and informative to a lot of people reading this thread. <3

I still stand by my claim that he is actually a blobfish possessed by Snake’s hair transplant from that Simpsons treehouse of horror episode

Or you could just leave dog poop on the windshield

Yes! Also Lizzie Caplan is in one or two episodes, briefly :)

All I’m reading from his comments is that he can’t understand the value of hanging out with a woman he doesn’t get to have sex with.

I’d be careful about demonising food as well. ‘Junk’ food is perfectly fine in moderation, and learning moderation is important especially when she gets older and you have less control over what she gets to eat.

Noice :)

Haha, I knew it must have been around that long at least, my friend has a 16 year old cat named Babyccino! I’m also aussie :)

And the fact that they are way way less likely to have unplanned pregnancies? So they’re not just like ‘whoops, guess I’m having a kid, I’m sure it’ll be fine even though I’m 22 and in no way financially or emotionally prepared for a child’

“...absorbing SpongeBob’s Heimlich Maneuver technique”

I tried to find this awesome tweet I saw a while back, but couldn’t so I’m going to paraphrase. It was something like:

I never even saw it, and I’m still bothered by the memory of someone describing it to me when I was 17.

Do it in the daytime, in nature, and make sure you have everything you might need for the next 4 or 5 hours. You don’t want to have to interact with anyone who isn’t on drugs. Just let yourself walk around and examine things. My first time with shrooms was in the afternoon on a deserted beach in winter, and it was

I can’t even express how perfectly this exchange just sums up the attitude of so many dudes.

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Ummmmm, do you go around calling butterflies ‘caterpillars’?