I pooped an hour ago.

The other thing with the sticky hands is they leave a grease spot on paint, so your walls are ruined until you paint over them.

So... she's going to continue her normal exercise and diet routine (a bit beefed up, but still basically the same) while going skiing this winter?

@atomic: I have to assume that because "not being a drunk" is lumped with being a presentable, it's not about being an alcoholic - it's about being able to hold your liquor.

Lies. My boyfriend (of 2 years on Sunday!) loves that I am a drunk.

I bought a stick-shift truck and my dad had to drive it home. He gave me a one-day lesson, then told me I was either driving it to work the next day or pushing it, but I wasn't borrowing my mom's car.

I... like those colors.

I've been emailing my bf thru out the year with links to things I want. I also gave him a list of things I want for Christmas that are in his current price range. I had him do the same thing.

I just assumed Dalton was a boarding school, which is why Kurt doesn't know how Finn is.

@intangiblemango: Dragon breath! Blow bubbles with your nose! Hands in the air, face in the water!

I've never been happier with my red hair, and I think it does give me more authority than my natural mouse - if anything it makes me noticeable.

And, the most important part of this? Most people DON'T CARE if your student id is ACTUALLY valid.

@timetorambleon: I'm like that, but now I've accepted that most of our plans we make our tentative, and that staying in is just as awesome.

The Mister and I didn't go on any "real" dates for a while into our relationship bc financially neither of us could afford it. Even now we prefer to sit in the couch and eat takeout or cook.

@Ipomoea: I got one for my boyfriend. I'm fine with the occasional cup of shitty office coffee, but he goes through phases where he will really want coffee but doesn't want to have to think about it. Macys has their second most basic one for $85, so I got that and I'll get him some K cups and call it Christmas. Plus,…

I waited until 6 am and went to Macys. There were no lines and I still got my Keurig heavily discounted. Then I went to Walmart and found a hidden $3 hand mixer, and walked through the express checkout lane thatnwas completely empty.

He's right! Consent is such a HARD concept to master. Poor menz, havin to wrap their head around some girls saying no.

Cee-Lo, thats what I'm going to start saying when I screw something up. "Sorry," *shrug*, "there's funk in the flaw."

@icanhazlettucewrap: Also, they're in college AT NYU! Why can't Jenny party with the college kids and steal Hot Professor from Serena and create trouble trouble? That's actually more believable than her being banished from the city by Blair. Which, what? Really?

@seavie: It hasn't gotten better yet, but you have found a community in Jezebel that will accept you no matter what your sexuality! There's a bunch of amazing people here from all walks of life that care about you just as you are.