I feel as if the reason I would win a fight at 3:00 is because Mr. LeKdeK is EXTREMELY busy at work during the day and doesn't have time for my tomfoolery and nonsense.

I want to be on DWTS just so Mark can be my partner. He's so adorbz.

Wait, so this post is completely speculative based on a song she wrote that may or may not be based on a night that she may or may not have spent in John Mayer's room where they may or may not have done the nasty?

@alison.wonderland: Read Bonk by Mary Roach. It's all about the science of sex, including studies and being a subject and what not. Super entertaining and interesting read.

This show never made me want to smoke until Peggy reached for the pack on Joan's desk.

@JerseyGrrrl: I love Maci. Out of all the girls with babies, she's my favorite. I feel like she's actually trying and gives two shits, whereas the other two really don't seem to.

Well, yes, but Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 so it doesn't matter, right? Right.

Please tell me there's .gif of Heidi impersonating Gretchen. Someone? Anyone? PLEASE?!

@reenelk: It looked like they were going pretty fast, too, and the girls were in like 7" platform heels, and most of the dresses had long trains which is just dangerous.

@reenelk: One was moving in the OPPOSITE way they were walking, like a treadmill. The other one they had to ride backwards.

@rosie.the.riveter: "click those keys and google me"

Kim Zolciak: Creating PSAs to remind young adults to LOCK DOWN THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILES for one week and counting.

I can just see Unkle Karl coming into his workspace exclaiming the just found the most amazing band called "The Verve" and he's going to use this one song in his show and he will MAKE THEM STAHS!

@Pierce Nichols: No, his dad turned into a polygamist when he was 20, and Kody followed, and married Meri when he was 22 adn she was 19, 6 months after they met.

I thought it was interesting that Meri comes from a polygamous family - her dad had 5 wives - and she never once questioned that she would be one of many wives.

Michael Lohan? Your best way to help Lindsay get better is to STOP TALKING ABOUT HER TO THE MEDIA.

@Big_Queen_Yum_Yum: Our culture needs acceptance of all people, conventionally attractive or not.

@Big_Queen_Yum_Yum: I think everyone should be allowed to be attracted to who they like sans judgement.

@Big_Queen_Yum_Yum: It IS my personal preference, since it is what I am personally attracted to. If society steered me in that direction, so be it.

@Big_Queen_Yum_Yum: I don't see a problem with it being my personal preference. It's what I happen to be knee-jerk attracted to. I think ideals only become an issue when people REFUSE to date outside of them. Like, "I only date blondes" or "He's not muscular enough", etc. I tend to be an equal opportunity dater, even…