When I started dating the boyf, not a word was spoken. He was having a Christmas party, and we'd been kind of flirty all night. At one point we were both in his kitchen, when he took a step back, looked at me, looked up at the mistletoe, looked at me again, and held out his hand.

The "wittiest" piece of clothing I own is from the 2004 elections - a pair of panties I got from a PAC. On the front they say "Kiss Bush" and on the back say "Goodbye!" with the election date.

@Screaming Mimi: Cheers to that!

@Screaming Mimi: I understand your point, because im there with you, but I also understand where Hendricks is coming from. I didn't get curves until I went on birth control, and while I love my body both ways, it was amazing to look in the mirror and realize you resembled women you see in Renaissance paintings. Then…

@Penny: I didn't read this article, but somehow I knowmthis alleged method where you basically are trained to recognize when your child has to go and hold them over a toilet, or something along those lines. So the baby isn't really potty trained, you are. So yeah... Bullshit.

@filthygorgeous: Thanks for the support! As far as haguenite goes, I know she was just kidding with that comment (we're friends off Jez). However, I was surprised that more people didn't find the comment that Tavi made a bit... off.

@VeronicaLakeTrout: It's not about liking or loathing Macy's. It's how Macy's was presented, in (my opinion) a very snobbish manner. If it was meant to be funny, it was meant to be funny, but as this site has pointed out time and time again, not everything that is meant to be funny actually is.

@artyfarty: I don't think it's funny even if it is intended to be. I just think it's mean. I mean, I live in the small, rural, backwoods town of Denver, Colorado, so what do I know? But yeah... it just seems mean, and incredibly not funny.

Wow... talk about some snobbery towards Macy's and the low-brow soccer moms who dare shop there for both themselves and their families instead of being lent or given designer one-off duds.

Re: Katy Parry and Russell Brand. Boyf calls me his wife at times and Ill say that we are married... Even though we are very much not and don't even live together.

@harvypluto: They already imterviewed Ali, and she basically said, " Sorry dude. You had your chance. I moved on."

True story: my junior year of college a couple tennis players made up the same story as Jeremy London because they knew they were going to fail their drug testing. And this was four or five years ago.

Just as true now as it ever was! I've been working on my posture of late (it has devolved into a disastuh), and I definitely get more attention/catcalls when I walk with a purpose/with good posture.

I love the dancing in this video... It's something I can learn and do in a bar. Which I totally intend to do.

It makes me sad to know that Floyd is a cheater : (

I kind of absolutely love this.

Miley doesn't seem to like anything. She doesn't listen to country, she doesn't listen to pop, she's never heard a JayZ song so she must not listen to hip hop, she hates musicals...

@katieupsidedown: I just wore my boyf down. The whole "fight over the bill, whoever can hand the card to the waitress first" thing.

I'm dating a rather conservative-thinking man when it comes to gender roles. It's interesting, because he loves that I'm strong and intelligent and can take care of myself, but he still feels like it's his place to take care of me.

The Australian head of search and rescue (I can't think of the exact name right now) has already said they won't be seeking compensation for their search efforts, because he hoped that any other country would do the same for an Australian.