@tacotico: You are asked on the application about your relationship status and what not as well. But if you do get knocked up and they obvs can't use the eggs, it's like stealing.

@Piegasm: Fact. The boyf and I are TOTAL OPPOSITES in a lot of ways, and everyone at the beginning was like "Oh look. Avril Lavigne song. You'll never work out, sk8rboi and ballerina."

@colormeroutine: I've done some research into this, and the biggest issue for me is the total lifestyle change. I am a wino who enjoys lots of fun sexy times w my boyf, and this would mean no booze and no nookie.

@Erda: I think the biggest thing is to be nice, respect yourself and respect the other person. Have fun, and don't worry about playing any games. If you like the person and they like you, cool. If one person likes the other but the feeling's not mutual, that's cool too. It's not the end of the world.

The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor.

@Nun Shall Pass: I've been dating my dude for a year on Saturday, and I'm afraid when I go home THIS Christmas I'm going to get bombarded with "So when are we going to meet the lucky guy?"

Don't worry, Jess. My grandma told me a couple Christmases ago that she doesn't even bother trying to remember the names of the guys I'm dating because "there's just too many of them." Once your grandma calls you a whore in front of your entire family at Christmas dinner, there's not really anywhere else to go.

Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!

@JerseyGrrrl: Going to movies alone is my favorite Sunday morning/afternoon activity. Some people think its weird (the boyf always asks why I couldn't find someone to go with), but to me it's so relaxing. I get 3 hours by myself in the dark to escape into some other world that I chose for myself without worrying if my…

@delirium.megans: He's like Justin Bobby, but with more personality.

I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end:

Oddly enough, related to the Martha Stewart news - there's Martha Stewart tips printed inside the wrapper of the Dove Caramels my mom sent me for Christmas.

I'm kind of apathetic towards her. She doesn't rub me one way or the other, she just is.

@Penny: The article was PAINFUL to read. And the closing... oh, the closing. It made me weep that THIS LADY is getting paid lots of money to write really terrible social commentary.

The swimsuit picture! They are all leaning so far back... maybe they have a limbo contest that we do not have?

When I was nannying last year the little kid on the way to school decided to unbuckle his seat belt and bury his head in the back of the seat.

I would like to go on record that we should be referencing her as Taylor Swift, country-singer, pop-princess, and aspiring rap star.

@BlackSheepSayMoo: My biggest issue with this song is the misuse of the scarlet letter reference. Part of being a teenage music star is not sitting through regular high school english, it seems.

@RiloKilo: I don't consider her a pop star AT ALL. She got her start in country music, she worked her ass off from the time she was like 11 in country music, and when it comes down to it, even if she has songs they play on pop radio, she is a country star.

@Artemisia999: It really is those little things that make a HUGE difference. His most appreciated tradition is my favorite one to do for him. He works A LOT and usually leaves before I'm even out of bed. Sometimes I wake up to hang out with him in the morning, but most often I don't. From the very first morning I…