Once again, Liz Lemon already has something to say on this subject:

@EndangeredRed: Luckily the boyf picked it out of his dad's movie collection (my choice was The Taking of Pelham 123), and I was passed out before they even got past the menu. I saw maybe 5 minutes in the middle, then fell back asleep. Granted, I fell asleep on the boyf's lap, but his mom covered me with a blanket, so…

@DoxyByProxy: We watched "Horton Hears a Who" at the boyf's parentals after watching "The Fountain," which was a poor choice. Luckily I slept through almost the whole first movie and didn't have to deal with any of that conversation.

My guess is Posh goes to Medieval Times because her boys love it? I mean, have you BEEN to Medieval Times?! There's jousting! And drama! And you get to eat with your hands!

Dear Pete,

@phantom lady: Ahem. Suri already beat your non-existent daughter to that:

@PilgrimSoul: My 3 year old is a perfect size 2 - just like Marilyn Monroe because SIZES ARE DIFFERENT NOW.

@ExtensionOfBob: While watching New Moon on Saturday, my friend who's birthday we were celebrating kept exclaiming: He's young enough that I could HAVE one of those. As in GIVEN BIRTH to him.

There was a lady on the radio this morning complaining about the performance because her 2 and 3 year olds were watching. He performed at like 10:55 pm, right? WHY WERE YOU TWO AND THREE YEAR OLDS WATCHING?

The article also said that two of the athletes went on to marry their "dates" they were set up with... so that's not exactly being a hooker, right? It's more like being on "Millionaire Matchmaker" with Patty.

@Agumen: They are NOT just putting the religious argument across. They are essentially telling congresspeople that they either vote THEIR way or they will pull all support. They're not speaking in a political vacuum.

The thing that struck me by all this was how nervous Kate seemed talking about Hailey (fidgeting and playing with her necklace) and how sad she seemed in the last interview, talking about how she never wanted or saw them divorcing. Whereas Jon was ecstatic about his new found freedom, she just seemed disappointed and…

@GirlFailer: Seriously. That's all I could think about. Fidget fidget fidget manic manic manic COKE.

GET THE FUCKING BISHOPS OUT OF THIS GODDAMN DEBATE!

@Israfel_angel: I was about to say that I would wear the shit out of that green outfit! EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.

@sayah: I got a sparkle blazer Saturday as well when I was buying a shirt to wear to the boyf's parents' place for Thanksgiving. When the boyf saw the blazer, he was like "NO. WEAR THAT TO THANKSGIVING."

@scarletbegonia: I bought sparkle tap shorts and a sparkle blazer this weekend. Not that I'd ever wear them together out of the house, but I did spend a large part of yesterday IN my house wearing both and soft shoeing in my jazz shoes (I figured my neighbors below me would appreciate me keeping my taps off).

I bought sparkle tap shorts Saturday. I wore them to do laundry and go to the dog park Sunday. Point? When wondering what to wear, the answer is ALWAYS "sparkle tap shorts."

I saw this with a couple friends yesterday afternoon. We sat in the middle of the theatre and snarked/laughed our way through parts of it (I'm not anti-Twilight per se, but if you've seen the movie? There are some parts that are PURE RIDICULOUSNESS). I'm amazed we weren't decapitated and set on fire by the Twihards…

Oprah is obviously not quitting her show to coach the U.S. Olympic Swim Team.