Jennifer Aniston, I'm glad that you're embracing this new place in society as the "desperate older woman," but maybe you could take that label and spin it/reframe it to something more flattering? Like you're fabulous and don't NEED a man because you've been so successful in life? And maybe that's what you think you're…

@Elizabeth Weinbloom: You are officially my hero. That's all.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Thanks! I'll be an auntie for the second time! I (and my happily barren womb) am so excited for my sister, since she's really good at this whole mom thing.

@spamanda: My sister started keeping names to herself after her friends (one in particular) kept stealing them. Seriously, it was obnoxious.

Dear Gerard Butler,

@LaComtesse: They all are...

@greengrey: but then didn't she decide to stay in Mississippi and he came back to NY, even though they were supposed to come back together?

YO KANYE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING FAME IS SUCH AN EVIL MISTRESS AND SINCE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ART AND NOT THE FAME LET'S GO HANG OUT WITH XTINA IN HER BACKYARD RECORDING STUDIO AND NOT BE SEEN BY THE PAPS AND YOU KNOW LIVE THE QUIET LIFE BECAUSE WITH ONE IDOL DOWN THERE AREN'T MANY IDOLS TO GO AND DAMN DO YOU FINGERS…

Didn't the one junior account manager (the writer that Sal likes) date/ go to the south with a black woman to fight for integration? I wish that storyline hadn't just fallen apart with her leaving him...

@thePrototype: Plenty of women in their 20s may look like that (I pass for a teenager a lot), but they don't intend to look like that. Dov is known for picking the youngest girls he can for his photo shoots/weird house slaves/workers.

@Lymed: Maybe not under 12, but definitely middle/high school. Gross.

The film presents a new Seth Rogen, much thinner, dialed down, with more dimensions.

NOOOOO! What's going to happen to Crappy Hour?! Who's going to be your new poli girl?!

@boxspelunker: I don't necessarily want kids either, and if I do have them, it won't be for at least 5 years.

@laureltreedaphne: We need to look at the habits that are unhealthy - ie, eating nothing but McDonald's and never exercising - rather than what people look like as a symptom of their health.

@NellMood: I don't think she's saying all people who are bigger do nothing but eat mcdonalds and never exercise, but there is certainly that component. Just as not everyone who is skinny has an eating disorder and a speed addiction, though there is certainly that component.

@laureltreedaphne: I went OFF on my (male) roommate the other day while watching "Drop Dead Diva" because he made an assinine comment that he was "so tired of people promoting fat as a lifestyle. Yeah, big is beautiful. I get showing that real women are size 14s, but they never talk about the health risks that go…

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

I also love that Meryl Streep looks like she was chilling at home and was all, "Gosh, I know I have something to do today. What was it?" and then her agent calls her and is all "MERYL. THE PREMIERE. YOU NEED TO GET TO THE PREMIERE." So she just grabbed a cloak as she rushed out of her house and hastily tried to make…

I will tackle Katie Lee (also my name!) for those shoes. TACKLE HER.