Miss Jay tried to steal my shoes again?!

I just know that Planned Parenthood is doing an awesome job, at least in Denver, of distributing condoms throughout the city for Valentine's Day.

This whole photo is confusing to me. Those boots and those jeans together make her look stumpy, and I can't tell if she's trying to hide her face or open a bag or doritos with her teeth.

@thebestofjilhives: Thank you! I was so distracted by those as well - they look uncomfortable to walk in through the airport, let alone man a flight on!

@stonebiscuit: I honestly do not understand people wanting to touch pregnant bellies. They just kind of freak me out, because if you poke in the right spot you can actually feel THE BABY in there.

*Head explodes*

@badmutha: My sister was just distracted trying to get everything ready for the baby while working and doing everything else she normally does. Plus, her husband is a football coach and she was trying to do it in the middle of football season, aka without his help. I would be a bit all over the place too, I think.

I'm pretty sure she has some free time when Sasha and Malia are at school to, you know, STAY INFORMED. Plus, her mom's there to help with the kids, and she has an entire staff to help with her schedule and keep her in the loop, not to mention housekeepers, cooks, etc.

@octobersky is electric barbarella: I know. And I waffled a bit on whether or not it was appropriate to post, but then I decided that it *was* part of the news - the fires are affecting animals too - and wrapping my head around how tragic this all is makes me so incredibly sad and even though this picture is sad too,…

@nigeriangirl: Yeup. I wonder what kind of new feature the Gawker IT kids have in store that they're messing with the coding...

@LaComtesse: They're literally finding people burned to death in their cars who were trying to escape and the fire just spread so fast. And, areas that had been cleared are either re-catching fire or being re-set on fire, which is just revolting and sad.

My ex-boyfriend/future husband (we have a weird current relationship) lives in the Mission District, and he was telling me all about the AA fight. Good on them - they do NOT need an American Apparel to be hip.

@jerseyvegan: oohhh... that might explain a lot. I love her hair when its curly like that. When it's straight she looks kind of generic. But still, she seems to have bitchface in all the pictures I've seen. And she really was absolutely adorabe in HJNTIY if not ridiculously annoying (though she didn't write her…

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Um, I mean I know what I will be eating for lunch TODAY. I have small wrists - hopefully the watches will fit.

If only they had Karopi! I know what I will be eating starting February 27th...

This is oh so very sad. The stories that have been coming in are just heart-wrenching. The whole Island is a wreck right now - extreme flooding on one end, terrible fires on the other.

I don't understand Ginnifer Goodwin. She's absolutely adorable in the movie - like her hair and the way she dresses, but in all the pics I've seen of her since she always looks kind of bitchy, and maybe she's slimmed down some? I don't know - something just seems off.

My boy calls me "Sweet Pea" and "Darling," and very rarely lover, and even then its usually more jokey.

I went and saw it and didn't totally hate it, but I did want to slap around some writers who turned the women into needy, hopeless fools. Even Kevin Connelly's character wasn't half as bad as any of the women - he was more hopeless romantic than anything.

@Kid Canada: It's annoying because it never quite gets warm enough to wear sundresses or flip flops, then BAM. Snow. And negative weather. And my Snuggie has yet to arrive.