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@Craig Eshericks Mustache: oh god no. I love being tall. I lament that I never hit 5'10". i wish it were easier to find pants that fit my waist and my legs (oh red pants, how i will never own you), but i love towering and being tall and kinda gangly like a baby giraffe.

@DougOLis: Avg. female height is 5'4".

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Well, yes. For you. It's not awesome when guys have to ask me to reach something off high shelves for them. Or when guys my height or maybe a little shorter freak when I'm wearing heels. "Jeez - you're so much taller than me." No shit.

@DougOLis: $1 sunglasses from Goodwill. Vintage 80s. I accidentally broke them in my purse a month ago though...

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: oh, I'm used to clocking somewhere above 6 feet. I don't mind wearing 3, 4 inch heels.

@DougOLis: Target, dude. That's where I got mine, the little boy section. I'm 5'10ish and the XL just fits.

@Colin White Devil: fuck the world? its super comfy and allows me not to wear pants.

@DougOLis: I grew up in SC. I stole this "sweater" from my dad. I alternate it with my favorite Ducati shirt for cuddly late night I wish I had a night gown awesomeness.

@DougOLis: sarcastic extension. so many tumblrs are just "photos of me looking cool/mostly naked/ironic"! so i made one of ONLY pictures of me. it's weird that it actually has real followers.

@sagehenbait: oh, i wasn't saying YOU'RE offensive. i'm saying the stereotypes offensive.

@sagehenbait: also, i am one of those plain jane ponytail glasses girls. Its kind of insulting.

@Kid Canada: like the bachelor with bitchy cockblocking moms

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: its all good, i just finished it. i don't think she's self-aware, i think she's extremely unconfident. like she doesn't believe she's good enough to be ahead of the other girls. there's a point where selflessness goes too far.

@Kid Canada: an hour and a half behind - i took a time out to talk on the phone.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: but she's a wreck. And you could see JoJo just melt for her. She's going to be on his mind for a while.

now she's standing liek a ballerina!

DON'T GIVE IN GEEKY GIRL. DON'T SAY YOU HAVE TO HAVE KIDS JUST TO PACIFY THE MOM.

@Yostal: not American history, but 3 cups of tea is the best book I've read in a awhile, for what its worth. About an American building schools in rural pakistan.