This is why I keep my fake christmas tree in the sauna.

I send the “Do you need anything?” text well before I pull into the parking lot, because there’s always a lag time between when I send my text and when my wife answers.

How does leaving the tree outside for 24 hours help? Hasn’t the tree been out in the cold all along?

What choice did the refs have? On the way up, Allen called privilege.

But the Tennessee State player reached for his waistband and Allen was scared for his life. Justified. Review by Duke’s head of officiating confirms. Foul.

He’s kidding, bro.

Well religious entities are tax exempt.

“He said if he didn’t have his license, that friend would have suffered serious brain damage while they were waiting for an ambulance”

Step one to increasing your ‘masculinity’ is to give zero fucks what some other person thinks about you, your capabilities or how you spend your time. You get one life - live it the way you want.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Thanks. But we really should stop these Shanahangans and act like adults.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

And the deer will garner more sympathy.

They’re also an aging six-piece psychedelic band from Iowa City.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

I’m actually really happy he picked someone who does not support selling off Federal lands. A lot of the damage the Republicans want to do can be undone, but it would be very hard for the government to reacquire those lands once sold off.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...