They’re certainly better at the “getting up off the ground when you’re not actually injured” part.

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Credit to the Cameroon player who scored the equalizer just beforehand, though - that was a sweet move.

Well, duh. Obviously protesting should be done when it disturbs the least amount of people.

I have to imagine that ECU won’t notice one bit that their game isn’t being broadcast. These contracts are almost always done by the year, not by the game, so if the station isn’t playing a game then that’s their choice to sacrifice their own money. So ECU won’t even “pay” for it; only the radio station will lose…

Holy shit.

These are not negative consequences for the band members. I can’t think of any reason why the band members would give a flying fuck that the game they will be attending as band members won’t be carried on the radio. The macho posturing of the station that they are teaching consequences to these students, and the…

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

“Well, that’ll show them! Now the ECU marching band will get paid ZERO dollars.”

[*muffled sound of producer in radio host’s headphones*]

Not carrying the game for one week. That’ll learn ‘em.

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

In my college days I used to date a girl from Eaton and eat a girl from Dayton.

To be fair, 66 of those 67 yards were YAC on a screen pass

Key and Peele’s Hingle McCringleberry skit is looking more and more like reality every weekend.

I couldn’t stop reading that, and I will never forgive you for linking it.

Shove this false dichotomy up your dick hole.

Poor Ivanka. She’s got her mom’s looks and her dad’s dick.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

Yeah, and after she refused to go to the back of the bus, then what did she to do solve the problem?

Y’know, I’ve been saying it for years: I agree that Rosa Parks had a valid point to make, but making white people uncomfortable wasn’t the right way to do it.