It’s way, way, way too repetitive.

The Inland Empire is pretty solid Sprouts country. Whole Foods comes no closer than Yorba Linda, while there are Sprouts stores in Chino Hills, Rancho Cucamonga, Corona, Riverside, and Temecula.

Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the…

Crazy how this super gritty, tough team got butthurt over a few tweets.

What is it with American athletes and coaches framing everything in terms of “respect”? It’s just a game, dudes. You lose, you get poked fun at a little, you go have a beer.

The best USA hockey could ever muster during Obama’s term was a silver-medal finish in 2010. Sad!

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

I’m torn on this. Ailes (as despicable as he is) is a pro at this sort of thing and would be able to prepare a candidate pretty well. But Trump is Trump. The big question is how long he manages to stick to the strategy he’s been coached in before he loses it and reverts to his natural state, thin skinned, preening,…

The diaper party thing is a thing. It’s called a Diaper Party. My friend threw one once. He’s a sick guy. I was not there. At the end, the diapers all get weighed, and the owner of the heaviest diaper wins a prize.

**Because of the FANTASTIC tits

A few lines from that movie that aren’t quoted enough:

I don’t like Donald Trump. In fact, I might actually hate him. And this guys seems like a douche, and I sure hope the Mets beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But I am not sure it follows that someone who tried to get a different Republican elected cannot now support the Republican nominee without being labeled a hypocrite.…

“It’s a lot like Jack Nicholson in the Departed, right? Do a really half-assed job for a lot of money and let the kids do the heavy lifting.”

Lord almighty, THIS! My SIL complains about her husband like it’s her full-time job since the birth of their first kid and yet....had three more with him.

Six kids in and she realizes she’s not cool with how he parents? Whatever. I was “Team Jen” and I suppose that was the long game. I hope the tabs hit us with years of “Lonely Brad” even if he has one hottie after another and takes fabulous vacations ala Jen Aniston, the woman who has figured out how to work just hard…

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

any team that let’s a Downs kid play QB has gotta have nice fans

I’m from a fairly bilingual French/English part of Canada and I’ve had Americans think I’m mega pretentious with my over-the-top French pronunciations of words that I just don’t know how to say any other way because where I’m from even rednecks don’t anglicize them. So I can definitely feel for people who grew up…

In her kitchen, visitors spend several days learning not just how to cook, but about how to realize the sort of life Mrs. Thorisson writes about online: a dreamy one, filled with food, simplicity and children.