Lord almighty, THIS! My SIL complains about her husband like it’s her full-time job since the birth of their first kid and yet....had three more with him.

Six kids in and she realizes she’s not cool with how he parents? Whatever. I was “Team Jen” and I suppose that was the long game. I hope the tabs hit us with years of “Lonely Brad” even if he has one hottie after another and takes fabulous vacations ala Jen Aniston, the woman who has figured out how to work just hard…

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

any team that let’s a Downs kid play QB has gotta have nice fans

No, only most of us. Of course, this happened in D.C. (well, Maryland).

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

It is Ayn Rand’s utopia. You will ride Dan Gilbert’s train to work for Dan Gilbert in a building owned by Dan Gilbert. You will then go for beers after work at Gilbert’s bar on the corner in Gilbertville which collects sales tax for Dan Gilbert instead of the government. Then you make sure to go to the local Quicken…

Which is what makes throwing her to the ground and kicking her totally acceptable.

I’m from a fairly bilingual French/English part of Canada and I’ve had Americans think I’m mega pretentious with my over-the-top French pronunciations of words that I just don’t know how to say any other way because where I’m from even rednecks don’t anglicize them. So I can definitely feel for people who grew up…

In her kitchen, visitors spend several days learning not just how to cook, but about how to realize the sort of life Mrs. Thorisson writes about online: a dreamy one, filled with food, simplicity and children.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Oh, come on, look how she’s dressed. She totally wants it — or she should just get another job.

It barely even matters at this point. I don’t like Hillary, she’s not the candidate I’d have chosen and I think she’ll be a mediocre president but the fact that she isn’t polling at 80-90% has already deeply shaken my faith in this country. Obviously the ramifications of a Trump victory are still so scary that I want…

Fox News, you got a Kinja account?

Oh great...now men have to pretend to listen to women twice. Thanks a lot Obama.

Great, more failure clogging up the lift lines at Squaw.

He could have spoken out about his teammate’s involvement in a murder, but that wasn’t worth it. Could have spoken out about child slavery, but that wasn’t worth it. However he’s not going to stand idly by while someone else speaks out... that’s worth speaking out against? WTF?

It’s amazing that now, years later, Dilfer still ranks ending child slavery second to playing pro football. I’m trying to read that quote in a way that doesn’t boil down to that, but I can’t seem to do it. That’s wild.

Look, I’m praying she wins this thing, but this is not “nothing to see”. This was a pretty significant event in the context of a presidential campaign. If Trump had to be helped, staggering, into a van by Secret Service you wouldn’t think it was insignificant. This does raise further questions about her health,…

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.