I for one am shocked that the company behind a game designed to make money by taking advantage of peoples' worst psychological impulses is capable of this sort of behavior.

I was sitting there the whole time wondering, "Who the fuck types with their palms?"

And then the ending explained it. 10/10.

Part of my feels like you are trolling people to make them watch the whole thing. You win...

OH SHIT WOW! That ending hah!

That was great. Wow.

DAYZ = ASSHOLE SIMULATOR.

Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper.

I like getting behind other cars and continually honking at them until the driver gets frustrated and starts driving like an idiot. So fun watching them crash.

Have you ever tried to punch a bird?

Fix'd.

Dude, you should see a therapist.

I always liked SNK's illustrated versions of the Capcom characters in the Vs. games...I guess those were excluded because they weren't in-house Capcom stuff?

You disappoint me.

This explains everything about explosions and people not running away.

Oh yeah I wasn't being argumentative, just explaining.

Seems so, fair Sir. Indeed.

I'm not going to pretend any Mario character is deep, or even that I need a good reason, I just don't like her.

I groaned out loud when I read the headline (don't like her)...

It'd also be nice if it gave one a half pound of saffron and a pony ranch, while we're requesting bad financial decisions on the part of Nintendo.

Dammit Bob, I'm trying to study for my finals here...