Says the guy who looked at the Paper Mario series and went “you know what, this has too much personality, make it blander.”

You had me at Hotel Dusk.

Just got Golf Story on Switch so that’s one of them. Will keep playing FighterZ too and possibly some Rocket League.

I mean, he just got slapped across the face and knocked unconscious. That’s pretty much a clear response to the meme being crap.

Why wouldn’t they, though? It makes them money with barely any extra cost, doesn’t it? And especially given the Switch’s popularity, it’d be weird to leave that money on the table.

Okay, okay, I concede the point.

*raises hand*

It’s not that niche if my girlfriend, a non-gamer if I’ve ever met one, knew it when we started dating. That’s not to say you don’t have a point, but I think Zelda is still fairly ubiquitous, though obviously not on the level of Mario.

I think they’ve already done the latter? But don’t take my word for it, I could be wrong.

It says something about Dragon Ball Z and the roster of this game that I couldn’t figure out who you were talking from the title alone - I figured it was Krillin or Yamcha or Tien or...

Speaking of garnering interest in the Switch through classic games, where the hell is the Virtual Console?

I’m utterly shocked Super Mario Odyssey outsold Breath of the Wild so much in such a short timespan. I suppose it’s the advantage of coming out near Christmas and packaged with the super-popular new console.

Batman is a woman and that is so great.

I imagine they’re actually working on a brand-new one rather than port the Wii U one.

On the contrary, I think this is gonna make everyone realize what a great console the Wii U actually was.

At least three of those (The World Ends With You, Hyrule Warriors, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze) are games I never got around to but always wanted to play, so no complaints on my end! Especially not for the first, since I actually had a DS but it flew under my radar when it came out.

Are you sure you can’t trade them in at a GameStop or something?

Oooh, juicy.

Now that you mention it, in Rey’s Force flashback she’s being forcibly held by Unkar Plutt and screaming “Don’t go”. In hindsight, it’s actually fairly obvious she was just sold to this dude. I always did wonder why it was him there..

Yeah, man, just like Vader lied to Luke to convince him to join him! Remember all that bullshit about being his father?! Ridiculous!