I play a lot of games every year, but I have never played Half-Life.

This is Johnny Depp as Trump.

She might struggle to pull off Donald Trump.

They’re basically going the Green Lantern franchise’s route of making everything a color of the rainbow.

Now I want a 2D Halo game that plays exactly like Mega Man.

These are genius, I love them! An even better idea than Mega Evolutions. I can’t wait to get an Ice-type Sandshrew, I always loved that Pokémon and now it looks to be even better!

Yeah, it’s purely GPS-based. I’ve noticed that sometimes, when I’m at home, my game for some reason thinks I’m walking around the street. I’ve had plenty of egg progress while just chilling at home.

Did I just start a conspiracy theory? Oh boy, such fun!

It’d be hilarious if she had a Spy-esque cloaking device and it turned out that, in-story, she’d been in every match just hiding in a corner, completely invisible.

oh my god yes.

Just to nitpick, that’s an image from Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

I’d like to eat a Dragonite, Salamence or any of the big Dragon-types, because who wouldn’t want to eat a fucking dragon?

A ranged healer? Man, I never thought I could suck at playing a healing class in any videogame, but they figured out a way.

Hey look, it’s my favorite Pokémon! BulbasAaaahur, PikAarghchu and CharmEwwnder.

Heheheheh. Thank you.

Meh. I got mine for free.

Personally, I’m a latecomer to the generation so now I’m basically just waiting to see if the PS4K becomes a thing to make the jump. Sadly, that means I’m going to be missing exclusive targets on the proper sequel to one of my all-time favorite games. It really does punish players who buy it late, rather than reward…

Loved the article, but I gotta say, the title “in Hitman, it pays to plan out a kill” is like saying “in a first person shooter, it pays to aim at the other team”.

Seems fairly on-topic to me. If they did terribly, they’ll probably suffer as much at the hands of their parents as Joel and Ellie.

Let me fix that title for ya: