And where’s Voldemort He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

The video ends with a brief glimpse of a confrontation with the “Dragoon” of Niflheim, Aranea Highwind (probably no relation).

I haven’t had a Mew since Generation I and, to be honest, that was a hacked one that some other kid traded me for a Caterpie. At the time though, I wasn’t even aware hacking was a thing, so just thought he was some sort of pro and was just extremely excited to finally get it.

God, that Pikachu slapping scene still breaks my feels even after a decade and a half.

Sadly, no. Not yet, anyway!

Oh wow, that does make sense!

I really hope this is like those Mystery Dungeon games where a human is transformed into a Pokémon, otherwise this game makes the concept of enslaving these critters even worse than it already is.

My first FPS was Half-Life and I never really tried the older classics until a few years back. I got Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition on a whim, expecting a few minutes of silly fun and then to forget about it, or worse, find it altogether terrible.

Oh, Bungie fans. You think you have it bad? Try being a Valve fan.

Nintendo: Makes family-friendly, colorful games. Treats its fanbase like shit. The cognitive dissonance is staggering.

Sounds to me like you figured out he can die by... testing it yourselves. You’re not setting a good example here.

Flintstones looks great. Scooby Apocalypse needs to be burned rather than sold.

Many Koopas and Yoshis were harmed in the making of this video.

I wonder, is his middle name like “Kent” or “Kennedy” or something?

Hasn’t he always been?

I hear Atlantis is nice this time of the year.

Just FYI, “this guy” is FN-2199 a.k.a. “Nines”, better know in the fandom as “TR-8R”.

I was thinking she’s really cute. Then I got to this.

Elementary, my dear Jigglypuff.

I can’t wait to hear him tell a female Pikachu “I’m gonna peek at you in the shower.” with that voice.