You will find in the deleted scenes on the blu-ray that Scott taught him close-up magic while they were building the time machine.

Before I saw the words ‘in the script’ in this headline, I swear I thought it was going to be ‘Tony Stark’s big Avengers: Endgame moment wasn’t earned’. Which is something I would definitely expect to see from this site, given how it’s already told women the same thing about the A-Force moment because sexual politics…

By “adult nerds” do you mean people who like enjoyable movies you insufferable twatwaffle?

I mean...that’s how the stock market works....

Yes. 

The crazy old man at my local vintage stereo shop was telling me to buy gold because US currency isn’t backed by anything. Is that different than bitcoin because there is a government behind it saying “This $20 is worth $20?” Not being snarky, I’m just genuinely curious.

Ocarina of Keeping Time 

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

What’s wrong with working at Subway or Starbucks, though?

It has been <0> days since a snowflake has made a non-sarcastic post about black fragility, real racists, or immigrants, utterly devoid of self-awareness.

Don’t think we need these other numbers, really.

0:13 - Young Jean-Baptiste experiences the Activision-Blizzard layoffs of 2019.

It’s amazing how generous all of the commenters are . . . with other people’s money.

I’m going to have to be “that guy” by Sky Bite isn’t Beast Wars Era. He’s from Robots in Disguise (2001)

Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

yeah, I think they just wanna keep it Simple and Clean.

I’m shocked by this development. Shocked, I say!

Meanwhile Barry HUSSEIN Obama sat by and watched Russia literally invade and take over a large part of Ukraine... while dismantling the US Military and emboldening Russia and China to take their current aggressive stances. Who’s the pussy?

We already had the best crime solving butler with Wadworth in Clue.

Jeremy Irons is scar. Dumb to not get him for this too.