Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

yeah, I think they just wanna keep it Simple and Clean.

I’m shocked by this development. Shocked, I say!

They’re not “needed.” It’s more a question of “why not?”

But can it tell the time?

Yeah if I had kids I would probably love this game, but as it sits I’d rather just hold off. The nostalgia is strong but I’d probably rather replay Red/Blue or FireRed/LeafGreen.

Yeah, I’ll probably just wait for the mainline series to arrive on switch. Aside from that, this does seem like a fun way to get people into the games.

Why criticize the red shirt guy? He was telling blizz what everyone else was thinking. That no one wants this game and never asked for it, they were all hoping to get trolled and have them reveal D4 instead.

We all figured that’s what happened. There has been talk on Reddit about it.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

The things that kill it for me are the launch price and the Nintendo Online requirement. I’m not paying $20 a year (despite how little that is) to play with friends, when I already own the game on PS4. I’m also not quadruple dipping for a 6+ year old game at $60. Had they launched at $40, I would have been on the…

Counterpoint: Animal Crossing without the large bell sink represented by Tom Nook’s business would be aimless and boring.

Lets pretend the entrepreneur is the villain.

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

Love the skins, kinda wish I still enjoyed the game.

DINKLEBERG!!!

Papa John’s got me through law school. It is not great pizza, but unless you already have problems with your body, it doesn’t make you sick.

Seems like a lot of effort to go through to get arrested.

He owes nobody an apology.

This situation just continues forever though.