Also, if Trump does not have a case of backpfeifengesicht*, I don’t know who does.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

Probably spends more time on a toilet shitting out burned steak.

Hemorrhoids or testicular problems likely. I sat in chairs like that just before my testicular cancer surgery.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

It’s good that SNL has finally stopped pulling the punches with Ivanka. She’s playing such an active role in the Presidency that she is totally fair game.

Me too! Always with the very sudden barking. I try to just roll with it.

Oh, God, this is my life. Except I don’t have to do video interviews - just a lot of conference calls. My two hounds always pick the worst times to go batsh1t about something they think they see in the backyard. Inevitably happens when I’m running the call, so it can’t merely be solved by the mute button.

*BOOM*

And analyze. Lots of analyzing. And I would have punctuated with an enormous number of colons.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Class of ‘93? He looks like he’s 60 years old!