And he didn’t get the 306 he keeps claiming. Officially, he came in at 304 after a couple of defections in the EC.

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

I dunno. What is the sound a vagina makes when it dries up and curls in on itself, blinking itself out of existence?

For somebody who constantly remarks about how women should look, and tears down anybody who’s not a “perfect 10" in his eyes, Trump sure does have some... let’s leave it as frumpy... dudes modeling his clothes.

Celebrate love, Trump style?

Would not even hate fuck.

Да здраствуют товарищи Путин и его игрушка Трамп.

Clothes for the Adam Sandler in your life.

Do any of those shirts come in Cyrillic?

“he sends emails to women writers demanding they be less vulgar” #dead, bless you Ellie