To be honest, Jeff Sessions looks like an evil, racist elf in real life.

And she couldn’t care less. I would consider it an honor to have them hate me. It’d mean I was doing something right.

I love that Death was brought in solely to high-five Putin. That’s pointed commentary.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.