The fact that The Donald has a mistress isn’t exactly a secret.

I liked the idea of the show but the first episode was one long patriotic circle jerk.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is this shit? I stopped watching that “Designated Survivor” show because it was truly awful, but can we just nuke D.C. now? Please make sure they’re all there first.

It was huge in the 90s. Bobbi Brown pioneered the matte brown eye and lip look that was emblematic of that era. If you’re too young to have been a teen in the mid-90s (or are generally just not into makeup), then I could see how you might have not encountered Bobbi Brown.

It’s a huge brand by one of the most famous make-up artists...pretty ubiquitous 

You probably didn’t have dark skin about 25 years ago then. She was a trailblazer in having actual skin-matching foundations. She is actually a pretty rad and progressive businesswoman.

Okay. That’s fine. But why did you feel the need to share that with the class?

Do you makeup?

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

He will never be a legitimate President thanks to the Russian hacks and the GOP voter suppression. That’s one of the problems of the Capitalist mentality of winning at all costs. Your victory is meaningless when you destroy the very thing you want to win.

True story. I think perseverating over Trump’s *haha* minor fails is like taking a break from a dense textbook to read a stupid gossip mag. A little light junk food fare for the mind to keep it from exploding.

That house Asian thing is particularly bullshit when Cho has put herself out there as a critic of Swinton getting the role. It’s like, “I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck…

I think Cho comes off looking worse in this than Tilda. Though my first thought was why on earth would she seek out the opinion of Margaret Cho in the first place? It seems like just such a bizarre out of nowhere email to send to someone. I mean maybe there is some more backstory here that we aren’t getting, but that…

It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,…