I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. It’ll be at least a decade after Trump leaves office before we even get back to where we were with Obama (which was not great but its at least a reference point). And thats if we don’t backslide again during that period. It’ll be even longer before we make any real actual…

This is all true, but even for those who do enter illegally and don’t have a likely asylum claim, this is a massive violation of human rights and international law. I was half tempted to write on the topic until I realized no one would care what international law was being violated or pushed to the limits here.

No, I don’t do this anymore. But I’m still an asshole.

So if I stopped for lunch on the way to home Depot, I run the risk of some assholes throwing trash in my not-yet-filled up bed? Fuck that.

I thought not stomping over other’s automotive preferences would have been a prerequisite for this job, but OK. Since I can assume you’re just trolling I’ll not get upset, but I will offer an alternative position. I daily a big ol truck for a number of reasons.

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

This is good Jalopnik.

It’s not nice to compare mentally disabled people to Sean Hannity.

That’s a poem!

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

―Vladimir Lenin

I don’t understand the question.

preposterous shit like Leia Poppins

I went with my five-year-old daughter to see the movie twice, and she’ll tell you in no uncertain terms that “the part where they save the horses” is her favorite. And it occurred to me: Star Wars is for kids; that part is for little kids.

Early proof that 2018 is indeed the year of the flying car.