I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Now you tell me. When my Gramma died driving me to confirmation I climbed in her lap and tried to brake her ‘68 impala to a stop even though she was flooring it. Took a while to slow down,and I was lucky not to hit anything.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Based on what I know about rockets, it looks like the funny voice air started getting out, which caused the fire to come out of the wrong places:

Small block Chevy?

What a tremendous tragedy. Having a hard time believing this is real, but it is on quite a few news outlets now.

His next challenge is clear:

Me too, Q. I know that track like the back of my hand, although I’ve never driven it and would likely fuck it up with all my confidence.

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

In CO, we’ve got one that goes nearly straight up! Judging by the video, there isn’t much control when you hit the gravel, making it butt clinching. Of course your truck is already out of control so you might already be in code brown.

My favorite response was left out:

VHAAT DAH FAHHHHK!!!

That toaster has been setting top 5 stage times at national championship events, just sayin.

Changes Kinja handle to Par McTomland

Same.

Same

No, that’s pretty much what I expected