Not only that, but one of them was apparently appalled enough by what they saw to be sobbing when they gave their statements. Totally sounds like a misunderstanding, right? Political correctness run amok?

Admittedly it’s pretty difficult, sometimes you just trip and fall into a vagina. It’s a pretty serious issue considering how many upstanding individuals have been subject to the trip-to-penetrate error. Personally, I blame women and floors for encouraging such behavior.

Well, they're Swedish. They're probably less manly or something.