Upside: You didn’t buy a BurgerKing Hot Dog.

I gave up trying to figure out what kids on the internet thought was funny a while ago. Apparently I’m an old man at the ripe age of 25 -_-

That’s what i call a DEAL!

Well yeah, but why though?

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

deputy clerk Debbie Allen is an abomination .

Well ascetically he has changed slightly but as a character he hasn’t become a better trainer since he left home. He forgets to evolve his pokemon (Pikachu I get but he rarely encourages his pokemon to evolve.), he forgets moves and what types work best on other types, and he constantly never bothers to bring his…

But does it have holes?

Thanks. Just want to give a shoutout to my parents, my agent, and of course the Academy for recognizing all of my hard work here

Why can’t PS4 make a good special edition console? I mean look at the Battlefront PS4 vs the Kinect Star Wars 360! They changed the colors to make it look like R2-D2, gave it a C3P0 controller, it just looked amazing. PS4? Slap Darth Vader onto it and and changed some colors of the controller. I could buy an Xbox One…

Didn’t cry nearly as bad as I did for Bye Bye Butterfree. That was a tearjerker :’’’’(

Have you seen the original opening to the movie, with Mewtwo as a baby? They translated it but cut it out of the original US releases because it’s almost guaranteed to make even the stoniest of hearts weep.

The employees in question said that they would go on to make their own indie game. With blackjack. And hookers.

Calm down there, Satan.

I don’t think this is the cop we’re looking for.

Judging by the number of times he shot without hitting his target, I wonder if this was the cop in question.

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