It’s so upsetting. A family member of mine voted for Trump because “the last 8 years were boring” and all I can think today is how right he was. The last 8 years were gloriously, perfectly boring. I’ll take boring any day over this actual shit show (or maybe more fitting- piss show).

Fucking NICKLEBACK has had crowds like Trump has had.

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I like that I can get fired for accepting a gift from a supplier (like the bag of pistachios that one supplier tried to give me over the holidays), but Officer Pew-Pew there can beat the shit out of a compliant teenage girl and keep his job.

I wish.

A thousand stars to this ^

Unfortunately, I went to school like fifteen minutes away from McKinney and know their type. I doubt she will win, but I hope she fucking does.

Just an angry, scared little man with a gun.

“McKinney prides itself in cultivating the highest standards of training and professionalism for our officers, and it strongly believes that its standards and training will withstand legal challenge.”

the former officer violated her constitutional rights by using excessive force.

Oh definitely. My ladies thought they’d be playing it safe with me by taking me to gay night at a local venue for my bachelorette party instead of more hetero-oriented establishments because I get super overwhelmed by unwanted attention (I honestly would have preferred a dinner or a girl’s night in, but we all know…

That is fucking dumb, I hate this old trope that being penetrated is inherently passive and degrading (he doesn’t say the last part but it’s implied). Germaine Greer suggests it’s no more passive than eating, an analogy I like. It’s not like your vag/body just sit there doing nothing, and if they are it’s probably…

He forgot about all sorts of things. I’m fine with anyone being as feminine as they feel they need to be to be happy, there’s nothing wrong with being feminine, but you can’t just distill “how women feel” into “vulnerable because they get penetrated.”

Oh right. Because it’s being attracted to men that makes a woman a woman.

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

He cared enough about his quarter-million dollar investment to previously take legal action against the company.

The difference is that in 99% of those agreements, the President isn’t involved. Is he really planning on micromanaging the business decisions of every U.S. manufacturing company?

I find it hard to believe that Trump has a true conflict here. I mean, that really doesn’t seem like enough money to motivate a person of his wealth to do anything?

I work for UT as a lowly minion, barely above the status of gum-stuck-to-someone’s-shoe. I can guarantee it won’t benefit the rest of us. In fact, I’m sure they’ll find a way to spin it and stagnate our pay / cut our benefits even more.