Let me get this straight:

I think she had a few couch surfers living with her, despite the terms of her contract. (I didn’t even know arrangements like that existed, but houses that are occupied can show better I guess?) So it may have been a poop group effort

Oof, “people” is right! It’s awful, really, the way they can turn on you when you have some news they don’t want to hear.

I saw the Baymax thing this is for you. God there is just not enough happy in the world to balance that story out.

Girl you need to write this up for The New Yorker.

I have a 12-year old son. I usually tap on the door and say, “stop playing with your wiener, I’m coming in!”. That does the trick.

Goddamnit, i *really* want a place with a sunken living room :(

By the way, Tina, do you want to come and join the Escape Pod? It’s a sub-blog for former Gawkerites where folks write and post short articles about economics, politics, finance, privacy and security, and the environment. Many fun people are there, and the commentary is lively! Mr. Spaghetti is writing for us, and…

I am heavily considering making a twitter account solely for clues.

I just thought of another story. But first, continuing the story about when we lived together, so a few closing details. She moved in for what was supposed to be a few months. She brought with her a completely dead SAAB convertible that she planned on maybe fixing up. It never happened. And the car sat on my drive…

1. Your name is amazing.

My parents decided it was a good idea to go to see The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover with me in the theatre. I was 11.

I walked into my 13 year old sons room when he was spanking the monkey. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

I didn’t know that the Duggars were allowed to have computers when they were younger.

noooooo

Seriously, this image is the only reason I clicked on this article. Sex dreams about Spike are when I know I’ve been watching too much (just enough?) Buffy.

I haven’t ever tried audio books but him reading the Dresden Files? Holy hell, I must check that out ASAP.

I feel like that’s kind of universal? Buffy seems like the odd one that made people look just like they did before they turned.

Stepped into this thread looking for mastubatory fodder, found a reason to give up on any sort of sex forever. Um, thanks?

Ha, ha! I know! Whenever my husband cleans his glasses on his shirt, I’m like... yes please, clean em good, baby.