It’s not a run-on sentence, and I am very well-educated, thanks. How can you try to say I need to study more and say not to think too hard about this ‘gossip’ in the same post?

Wait - wtf. I didn’t know it was possible to take fricking pedophilia “too seriously.”

If you’re going to argue that medium format is more accurate than the customary usage of terms and that ‘closeted’ in a sentence that also references homosexuality can’t contribute to conflation by some readers, your version of the news is certainly not for me. Unless you speak for Gawker, I think we need to leave it…

Charlie Sheen? Who is thinking that guy has his shit together enough to kingpin anything?

:) let ‘em.

True; not only is he too close in age, but his fame (and thus power) came after theirs.

Also, the Republican party does not own bigotry or slanted speech. ?

just, disagree. “Closeted” cannot possibly be factual, since if they were closeted, this line would ‘out’ them and would require evidence.

And maybe Travolta...

So I guess we can definitely rule Tom Cruise out : p

Again, is he old enough to have been a ‘kingpin’ who molested Haim? He’s only 7 years older.

No, but while it’s possible that many pedophiles are homosexual, it’s not true that most homosexuals are pedophiles, which statements like “The closeted perv has never come out as gay” imply.

Tom Cruise - isn’t this an unlikely age-bracket? He’s only 7 years older than Haim. I would be thinking someone older.

Same.

Also, that is not an eyeroll. That is someone who is tired. The only thing that makes it look like an eyeroll is the timing of the end of the loop. A longer clip would probably show that, but I can’t find one in the amount of time I’m willing to spend on this.

Yeah, I’ve never been a fan of his, but I don’t see him as a pedophile. I felt like he was seen as the hottest guy at the time, and she was into that. I feel like he’s not really an actor - he plays prodigal son, slacker stoner, or loose cannon, and I suspect there’s little acting for him in that. To be fair, I have…

Maybe, but she’s always struck me as totally nuts. That shit with her brother, for one. And I feel like I’m the only person who even noticed her straight-up lying about being accused of being involved with Pitt before his divorce, which was pretty disgusting. She claimed that she would never get involved with a…

I came here to say something weak about how it’s not particularly catchy (which - it’s not), but the Hiddlegifs are the real star here. Brilliant.

Right? When I heard they’d discovered she hadn’t known him or consented, I expected people’s responses to it to change. I know it’s iconic and all, but it’s kind of rapey. Just like “Baby it’s cold outside” is rapey, no matter how much recognizing that bums my friend Lisa out.

Also, unless you are native American, you are part of those huddled masses. ????? What are you thinking?