The pinnacle of the blooper reel is any one that accompanied a Jackie Chan film. They were genuine mistakes, and most of them almost killed him.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

Hey, Hand That Feeds Me! Come here a sec!

Now you’re making me hear “It’s Clobberin’ Time!” in Sandler’s “sudden loss of temper” voice.

FF isn’t about popularity, it’s about potential. The first 100 or so issues are rightly called the world’s greatest comic magazine. They are just bursting with amazing ideas. Handled right, an FF franchise would dwarf anything else (except maybe a done-right X-Men).

I’ve always pictured Timothy Olyphant, though I'm pretty much saying this as someone who doesn't read comics and only follows the peripheral stuff...

I think he’d be good at it. But I think Bill Hader would be great at it.

What would you think of Matt Smith instead? (If we’re going with Doctors, I think he would make a great Mr. Fantastic.)

AVClub snarky again?! Really guys

No no, that’s not it. Actually, young Bruce Wayne tried to shoot Zorro in the mask with a gun that shoots pearls, but he missed and accidentally shot Jack Napier who then went on to become Martha, Superman’s mother, after The Joker was drowned in a puddle by Thomas Wayne, his sister. It’s actually really very quite sim…

Nah, the pissing himself thing is still dumber IMO. Not to say that the “melting the gun into the bat-symbol” thing isn’t also kind of dumb, but if nothing else it’s not the kind of dumb that literally pisses all over a classic character-defining moment.

“I wear my suit all the time. Even in the bathtub. Because I’m edgy like that.”

Yeah, the “melting the gun down and bolting it to his suit” thing plays as a teenager trying really hard to be edgy. “It’s because I still bear the pain with me everyday -LITERALLY, man.”

It’s not referenced much, but you’re right, both guns and jewelry are pivotal to Batman’s origin. You see, a mugger tried to steal Bruce’s mother’s gun, and when she wouldn’t give it up quickly enough, he strangled her and then Mr Wayne with a string of pearls.

Darryl Zero & the ghost of Mr. Zsasz hound Negative Man, who’s married to Reva Connors.

All I remember is that Bruce developed an unreasonable hatred of Rock music.

Specifically, they drew a parallel to Kevin Smith’s story in Detective Comics #1000, published last year, in which Bruce Wayne tracks down the gun that was used to murder Thomas and Martha Wayne, melts it down—or, to use Smith’s phrasing “I’m going to burn the metal that killed my parents”—and then uses it as the…

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

it’s a super weird review. obviously mentioning weaker aspects of the album is a must, but focusing your entire Tame Impala review around his lyrics and ignoring everything else is like reviewing a Pink Floyd album for the drums. like c’mon - “A conversation about the nature of devotion turns into Parker telling the…

You’re taking me too literally; my point is that if you’re starting your Tame Impala review with “I never understood the big fuss over this band; their music always makes me cringe,” you’re obviously bringing that to the table with your first listen.