Dumb & Dumber is to Bill & Ted what Gallagher is to George Carlin.

[Air Guitar]

Mama Mia has good music that’s fun to sing along to.

Excellent!

This time the contestants- FIGHT BACK. What are the Temple Guards gonna do with an unexpected roundhouse kick to the face?

“which included prowling on their knees, nuzzling each other, smelling each other and rolling around.”

so, everyone who participated in the making of this movie was paid exclusive with cocaine and psychedelics, right? there is no other plausible explanation for why this was made other than hard drugs. 

Luz Long was more than kind to Owens. In defiance of other Nazi athletes routinely ignoring or belittling their non-Aryan competitors, Long hugged Owens after Owens beat his mark to win Gold, locked arms with Owens to walk him to the locker room, and held his shoulder congratulating him in front of the international…

Don’t you dare slander Heat Miser! 

I am slightly annoyed the fact that the reveal of who Lube Man is was not only pointless to the plot but it wasn’t even revealed in the show. Why include Lube Man if he doesn’t contribute anything to the plot at all?

Fascists and racists are fucking cowards. Anything less than 8 on 1 and they run. See: every fight with Nazi skinheads at punk shows. Those dudes are SOFT. 

This made me smile. MAGA-it getting his jaw broken. In beautiful fashion. The punch was sweet and connected fully. You could see all the caucasiod nonsense fall out of his mouth as it filled with the dark warm fluid of the bullshit he spouts. You could see the noooooooo in his eyes as his jaw cracked in several…

but people should know nobody really looks like that day-to-day.

Diet. You’d be shocked how easy it is to lose weight if you have someone monitoring every calorie you intake.

The Big Thicc.

Damn. First Chris Pratt, then Paul Rudd, now Kumail.

That was beautiful, especially considering how many fascist right wing thugs see themselves in Covington. It was like when Jesse Owens beat Luz Long in the 1934 Olympics, except apparently Luz Long was somehow kind to Owens. He was a fascist but I guess not a bully? Go figure.

I don’t have to walk around like a punk and say these certain things that are going to abuse the whole country or abuse the whole world and talk about people and religions — things like that. I don’t have to. I’m going to walk with integrity because at the end of the day, I want everyone that’s watching me, every…

Honestly, the most mindblowing part of this was the username DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT.