Its a chicken and and egg problem: there hasn’t been any type end high-seas fuckery in part because (1) the US Navy’s extreme dominance of the seas, and (2) that dominance has allowed an interconnected world economy to develope such that any one country's attempt to fuck with it would only be self-defeating.

Silk Road Diplomacy and a threatened Chinese blockade of the South China Sea (which is actually between Vietnam, the Philippines, and Indonesia, well outside China’s territorial waters) might beg to differ.

This isn’t entirely accurate....

This is a good take because drivers are never distracted and couldn’t possibly hit a pedestrian paying attention and legally crossing the road.

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

Honestly I’m not surprised.

Nitrogen fill is expensive. They can’t just get that from the air you know. 

a cup car if they wanted to geared for it etc could run 260ish at Talladega 

Well think about this, during that race(same as Talladega) the engines are heavily limited power wise due to the restrictor plates they have to run (to keep the cars at a “safe” speed. Roughly the normally 800hp engine can only make maybe 500hp, and their trans only has 4 gears...

Pretty sure they cancelled that one for us.

Virtual golf sounds even more boring than real golf. $50K wasted on that shit. That’s the combined annual salary of four internet journalists.

Dead? No, he’s not dead. See?

Iggy Azalea being on that list is a travesty. 

Our cows in Minnesota are far too polite to fart.

It’s not supposed to be cool. Cool things are either impractical or gimmicky based on current trends.

I was sitting across from an older gentleman with a viking hat on who was eating dried rice from a bag. A rude adolescent at the time, I couldn’t help but watch him, mouth ajar, since we were sitting parallel. He looked me dead in the eye and spit a combination of rice and mucous across the row and into my mouth.

You remind me of when I had a chance to (nearly) be in the E3 demo for Battlefield 4 when they had 64 people on stage. I got bumped for an EA exec, which kinda sucked but that’s the world we live in.

Anyway, we had to rehearse because everything in the presentation was carefully scripted. Please forgive me if I mess…

An absolute classic, completely forgot about this.. thank you.

Here’s one of my favorite.

They can always get jobs at Carrier or coal mining companies.