The REAL story of Season 5 is how Lifeline is basically useless now.

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Anyone remember the PS2 launch? This is going to be like that. Probably will not be widely available until summer 2021. 

This patch was a real kick in the balls (vagina?) to Lifeline. Mirages INVISIBLE res is superior and Loba’s ult is better than her stupid care package.

Vanguard is super invasive though. I cannot run any of my CPU/GPU monitoring software with it. But if it works.. why not. 

I got one from an FFG. Great conversation piece. 

How does this game require 16GB of RAM but only 2GB of VRAM?

He owns SIX Jeeps. That is NOT normal. 

So I am reading this article and this pops up:

While I am not a fan of every aspect of her political agenda, she is probably the most honest and least corrupt person on the hill right now. I really admire her dedication and work ethic. I have lived and worked in DC for 8 years now and this place can be brutal. Hopefully she considers a senate run down the road.

Okie dokie. 

Kyuzo:

Just saying, this should be surprising no one. New game consoles always launch close to par with high end PCs. Slowly over the next few years, PCs will, once again, continue to pull away until the next XBOX and PlayStation launches.

So you are saying the $500 XBOX is on par with a $2000 PC? What is the problem exactly?

My first true sports car was a 97 Acura Integra Type R with 195 HP. That was bananas!

I love those cars. They are like driving a sofa. 

I will always remember when my father in law passed away and I went to return his lease. The dealership refused to take it back. It was the most baffling thing.

DID SOMEONE SAY BOOF!?

The start quest for both expansions are clearly labeled in the quest selection menu.

I just started “Blood and Wine” on Witcher 3.